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Breaking: Ken Completes New X-Rated Masterpiece For Members

Mon 27th Feb 2017

*WARNING: THIS BREAKING NEWS STORY IS EXTREMELY NSFW BUT THEN AGAIN IT’S PROBABLY TOO LATE BY NOW*

In the early hours of this morning, Monday, February 27th 2017, Ken Early finally put the finishing touches on one of the most important works of his career. Ken’s ‘David’ featuring his interpretation of a naked David Luiz will now be available to World Service members as part of their induction packs.

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An exhausted Early commented: “There are times when you do the work. And there are times when the work does you. Looking at “David” after I had finished the drawing, I found myself wishing it had been one of those times.”

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